邺都城是个鬼地方 Feng Du is a place for ghosts
人死了之后 变成鬼 People who live in Feng Du
鬼就住在邺都城 die and become ghosts
到邺都城 To go to Feng Du
虽然不要领护照 办签证 it doesn't take either a passport or visa
可是也要经过鬼门关 but one has to pass through the hell gates
鬼门关 Hell gates
阎王好见 小鬼难缠 Often it's the minor ones that are hard to deal with
排好 Line up
死了也要排队 有没有搞错 We have to line up even after death are you kidding
不要吵 快排队 Quiet Hurry and line up
排好 Line up
站住 你拿着什么 Stand still what's in your hands
这是什么年月 还用这个东西 So outdated
把嘴张开 张开 Open your mouth
不是我走私 是我家里人 I am not smuggling; my family
在我死后放的 put it there after I died
你过来 Come here
过来 Come on
里面是什么 What's inside
小肠疝气 Hernia
走 Go
做鬼都那么难 Life ain't easy even if one becomes a ghost
废话 BulI shit
吵什么吵 What's that noise
当然 大有大难 小有小难 Everybody has problems
人有人难 鬼有鬼难 No matter you're a man or ghost
到了转轮庭 When you get there
更叫你更担惊害怕 it's even more frightening
谁知道来世 托生做些什么呢 Who knows what one becomes in the next life
快走 Go quickly
别走 Hold it
鸡 Chicken
我不要做鸡 我要做明星 I don't want to be a chicken (prostitute) but a star
做鸡好过明星 It's better being a chicken
不做鸡 怎做明星 How could you be a star if not a chicken first
做鸡赚得钱比较多 A chicken earns more
好 Good
静一静 Quiet
你们很幸运 可以再世为人 You're Iucky you'll be humans again
你们都有选择权 You have a right to choose
来人 Come men
在 Yes
你上一辈子是银行出纳员 You were a teller in your last life
每天你给别人钱 You gave people money each day
下一辈子你有什么愿望 What's your wish for the next life
我希望每天别人给我钱 I hope people give me money each day
给你钱 Give you money
好 Well
大人老爷 赏一个钱吧 Sir spare a dime
我快饿死了 可怜可怜 I am starving to death take pity on me
谢谢 Thanks
可怜可怜 What a pity
陈丽珠 Chen Lai Zhu
在 Yes
上一辈子妳有什么不满意的 What did you find wrong with your last life
下一辈子妳想做什么样的人 What's your wish for the next life
我是一个家庭主妇 I was a housewife
我喜欢到澳门赌场赌廿一点 I liked to gamble in Macau
可是丈夫没有钱 but my husband did not earn much money
做义会 会头又跑了 and I even got cheated
最好下一辈子 让我赌个够 I'd like to gamble to my heart's content
嗯 好 AIright
廿一点 Black jack
妳该下班了 Time to get off
开 Open
喂 上班了 Time to work
他们两个上辈子是个哑巴 They were dumb in their previous life
下辈子他们两个想多说点话 and would like to speak more in their next life
嗯 好 Okay
谢谢光临 Thanks for coming
欢迎下次再来 Come again next time
包不死 Bao Bu Si
在 Yes
你是被劫匪用刀刺死的 You were killed by robbers
是呀 一刀就玩完了 Yes one stab of the knife and I was finished
嗯 你来生的愿望是 Your wish for the next life is
我叫包不死 My name is Bao Bu Si
可是没想到 一刀就死了 never expected one stab would kill me
我想下辈子刀砍不死 For the next life I hope that no knives can kill me;
剑刺不死 枪射不死 炮轰不死 In fact no weapons could kill me
机关枪也扫不死 not even machine guns
疯子 我也想 Nuts I also want to
安静 Quiet
好 AIright
他死了吗 Is he dead
死了 Yes
他不会死 永远都不会死 He'll never die
因为他是演员 because he's an actor
上镜头的时候 不会死 When he's on camera he won't die
可是上床的时候 就保不住了 but when he's on the bed well there's no guarantee
长发为君剪 短发为君留 The long hair is cut short or kept all for his sake
发型永不变 以示长相守 The hairstyle will never change to indicate our pledge
莎士比亚说过 Shakespeare said death is an
死是一个探险旅程 undiscovered country from whose bourn
所有的旅客都一去不复返 no traveller returns
可是中华民国元年 But there was a traveller;
有个旅客 就是我兆实亿 That's me Zhao Shi Yi
河北省保定府的兆实亿 of Bao Ding county in Hebei
我就去而复返了 I've gone and am now back
叫什么 Your name
叫兆实亿 Zhao Shi Yi
什么毛病死的 What did you die of
好像病死的 I believe I was sick
是就是 不是就是不是 Just yes or no
什么好像是 What do you mean 'I believe'
你们中国人做事就是不肯定 You Chinese can't be sure about anything
什么好像 或者 也许 大概是 I believe maybe perhaps
说 是还是不是 Well yes or no
YesorNo Yousee Yes or No You see
是 Yes
不对 你不是病死的 Wrong you didn't die of sickness
你应该是憋死的 You died of suffocation
拿回去 回去再说 快点 Take it back talk later quick
重新死过 Die again
回去再死过 Yes
俗语说得好 阎王叫你三更死 As the saying goes: if you are summoned by death
谁能留人到五更 could you delay it even slightly
可是死错了也不行 But a wrongful death is not acceptable either
都想牡丹花下死 To die for a beautiful lady
做鬼也风流 还行吗 and be a promiscuous ghost could that be so
起码你得会踢两脚 At least you'll dance a gig or two
唱戏的有句定场诗 There's a verse popular with theatre performers
人死如灯灭 好似汤浇雪 Death is like a lamp being extinguished;
若要还阳转 海底捞明月 Reincarnation is like finding the moon at the bottom of the sea
我倒是捞到明月了 I've got the moon
可是又怎么样 but so what
死了 死了 一了百了 Death is the be all and end all
我这样一还阳 不但没了 My reincarnation is useless
而且变了 全变了 all things have changed
到哪儿去 Where are you off to
大冷的天 回家呀 It's the height of winter go home
这面茶我喝了多个地方 I have tried this tea in many places
就是这里好喝 it's the best here
哪里 Thanks
老板 你做的面茶要加芝麻酱呀 I want to add some sesame paste
好 Okay
来 再喝 Drink more
真冷 So cold
是呀 Yes
不错 Right
我这面茶几十年经验 I've over ten years' experience making this tea
喝了是暖身又强身呀 it really keeps you warm
好 Good
小心烫 Careful it's hot
还多着 慢慢喝 There's plenty take your time
老板 再来一碗 Boss give me another bowI
劳驾请问掌柜的 这是什么地方 Excuse me what is this place
是西之门外 还是府之门外 Is it outside the door of the Si or door of the Fu
这不是西之门吗 Isn't this the door of the Si
前面就是高梁桥啦 Gao Liang bridge is up ahead
你快进城 十二点就关门了 Go into the city quickly the gates close at twelve
那我进城 往哪边走呀 And then what direction should I head
朝南一直走 Walk straight towards south
到十字路口拐个弯就看见了 You'll see after the corner at the crossroads
鬼 Ghost
怎么事 What's up
鬼呀 It's a ghost
这怎么回事 What's happening
我怎么这个打扮 Why am I dressed up like this
成了大屁官的二百五 Like a ghost
大爷 过来嘛 Sir come here
两位大爷 里面坐 Inside please
别吵 Quiet
你玩得起吗 Are you good enough
臭美 讨厌 BIuffing what a nuisance
大爷 过来 大爷 别走 Sir come please don't go
谁玩兔子 Who'll be playing with the gay
老兔崽子 OId bastard
你他妈的 Damn you
一生一死 交情难见 Life and death difficult to see true friendship
一死一生 乃见交情 Dead and alive true friendship does exist
谁疼我谁爱我 Who cares for me Who loves me
还不是我老婆吧 My wife
还给我立了个灵堂 She even made an altar for me
猫哭耗子假慈悲 Crocodile tears
去看看去 Go and have a look
别哭了 妳别太难过了 Don't be too sad
爸爸都死了七天了 dad has died for 7 days
那就是头七了 别哭了 That's the first week after the death don't cry
妳身子顾好要紧 节哀顺变 Take care of your health
哭坏了身体 怎么办 Would be bad if you harm your body by over-grieving
我难受 I feel bad
可不是吗年纪轻轻的 I know You're so young
一个人怎么受 how could you
别难过 我回来了 别哭 Don't be sad I'm back don't cry
我又活着回来了 I am alive again
想不到妳对我这么好 I little thought you'd be so good to me
怎么这个哭法 Why cry like this
这像一个人在哭吗 Does it sound like someone crying
他妈的 妳难受 Damn you say you suffer
我他妈的才难受呢臭婊子 I am the one who really suffers bitch
吕平 我的好朋友 Lu Ping my good friend
你他妈的什么好朋友 What bloody friend
我不要 I don't want it
我快等不及日子了 I cannot wait any longer
谁都知道我跟老兆是最好的朋友 Everyone knows I am the best of friends with old Zhao
他刚死了六天 头七还没过 It's only 6 days since he died
我怎么好就跟妳结婚呢 how could I marry you
怕什么 What's your concern
中国很多地方都兴叔接嫂 It's common in many places in China
何况是朋友呢 Besides you're good friends
总要给他儿子兆明留点面子嘛 We need to consider his son Zhao Ming's feelings
留什么面子 他根本看不起我 What for He looks down on me
我跟老兆结婚五 六年了 I was married to old Zhao for 5 6 years
他连一声妈都没有叫过我 he never addressed me as mom
有什么面子不面子 Why should we give him face
我知道 你呀 I get it you
还不是为了你那个董事长的太太 It's all because of that wife of your managing director
骚货 什么表姐表弟 Bitch what cousins are you talking of
一表三千里 Anyone remotely related is a 'cousin'
除了你们董事长金荣禄之外 Apart from your managing director Jin Rong Lu
差不多全世界的人都知道 AImost everyone knows that
你跟他老婆有一腿 you and his wife have an affair
好了 别提这个了 好不好 AIright don't bring this up ok
慢慢来 不要急 Take it easy don't rush
我们这个样子不是也很好吗 Isn't this nice
又是慢慢来 慢慢来 Slowly again
老兆活着的时候 When old Zhao was alive
我们偷偷摸摸 心惊肉跳的 we had to be surreptitious
老兆死了 我们还怕什么 Now that he is dead what's to fear
也很好你当然好了 Of course it's good for you
你可以明修栈道 You can do it openly
又可以暗渡陈仓 or discreetly
一箭双雕 你当然好了 Kill 2 birds with 1 stone it's good for you naturally
人言可畏嘛 Be careful of what others might say
带孝人知 上供人吃 Mourning is a ritual
这些都是做给活人看的 as a show to the living
不然 你戴白花干什么 Otherwise why wear a white flower
给你看嘛 Of course to let you see
要得俏 三分笑 I want to make you happy
我还要 I still want it
还要我的妈呀 Still want more Oh heavens
我说四不过三 Four is better than three
妳说要四面楚歌 You said you wouldn't mind if troubles surrounded you
又说五福临门 再来就第六次了 It would be the sixth time
六六大顺嘛 Six is a Iucky number
过了十二点 就是老兆的头七 After midnight it'd be the 1st week after old Zhao died
这种事他本人不肯出席 If he doesn't do it himself
谁能代表呀 who could stand in for him
你不是叫吕品嘛 Aren't you called Lu Bun
别人一个口 你五个口嘛 According to your name you're quite powerful
不行 No way
怎么样够不够 Well Enough
差不多了 AImost
爹的保险金三万块 We could get dad's insurance
明天可以拿到 of thirty thousand dollars tomorrow
老孙他们四个人 每人凑五千 OId Suen and the others will get five thousand each
加起来一共是五万块 It's fifty thousand all together
公司总可以开成了 We could start our company now
那不是很好吗 Isn't that great
世上的事 真是没有十全十美的 Nothing is perfect in this world
爸爸不死 保险金拿不到 If dad didn't die we couldn't have had insurance money
爸爸死了 公司又开成了 Now that he's dead we could start the company
这样也好 要不然他知道 It's good in a way If he knew about
吕品跟你后妈的事 Lu Bun and your step mother
病不死 也气死了 he'd have died in anger instead of illness
妳告诉我之后 After you told me
我听了真气 要不是妳拦着我 I really got mad If you hadn't stopped me
我真的会告诉爸爸 I'd have told dad
没有用的 他会信吗 It'd be no use would he have believed it
一个是心交心的好友 One is an old friend
一个是身贴身的太太 one is his wife
你说了 If you'd have told him
爸爸反而会讲你容不下后妈 he would have said you couldn't accept her
你过去把窗帘拉上 Please draw the blinds
怎么办我怎么办 What should I do
要是保险公司知道我没死 If the insurance company knows that I haven't died
我儿子的前途就毁了 my son's future would be ruined
再加上这么个老婆 And with such a wife
我还有什么脸回家呢 how could I return home with dignity
算了 把脸洗一洗 找董事长 Forget it let me find the managing director
跟了他大半辈子了 I've followed him my whole life
没有功劳 还有苦劳 I should have some credit
跟他借点钱 远走高飞 I'll borrow some money from him and get away from here
眼不见为净了 What the eyes don't see it doesn't exist
王妈 Madam Huang
去看看这么晚了 是谁呀 Would you go see who it is at this late hour
喔 Yes
来了 谁呀 Coming who is it
王妈 Madam Huang
兆先生 Mr Zhao
董事长在吗 Is the managing director here
在 Yes
您请进 Please come in
是谁 Who is it
是兆先生 It's Mr Zhao
董事长 Mr Jin
老兆 OId Zhao
这么晚了 有事吗 What brings you here at this late hour
有点小事 Small matter
请进 Come in
好 Thanks
进来坐 Have a seat
谁呀 Who is it
老兆嘛 OId Zhao
哪个老兆 Which old Zhao
兆实亿 Zhao Shi Yi
老板娘 Mrs Jin
太太 Madam
太太妳怎么了 Are you alright
老板娘 Mrs Jin
我是老兆 兆实亿 I am Zhao Shi Yi
鬼 Ghost
什么鬼老兆嘛 What are you talking about It's old Zhao
老兆 OId Zhao
兆实亿呀 Zhao Shi Yi
是呀老板娘 妳连我都不认识了 Yes Mrs Jin You don't recognise me
兆实亿他不是死了吗 Isn't he dead
我明白了 I see
你明白了吧 You see now
我是老兆 I am old Zhao
你是兆实亿 You are Zhao Shi Yi
不错 Right
您的这件长袍 This gown you're wearing
还是入殓时候的衣服 was put in with your burial
废话 Nonsense
你什么人不好装 Of all people
你装兆实亿干什么 why would you want to impersonate Zhao Shi Yi
我装兆实亿干什么 Why would I need to impersonate him
我本来就是兆实亿 I am him
兆实亿 Zhao Shi Yi
难道你不知道 Don't you know
兆实亿已经死了吗 he's dead
我知道 我太太说我死了六天了 Yes my wife did mention that I have died for 6 days
明儿就是头七 Tomorrow is the seventh day
你死了六天 You have died for 6 days
对 Right
是不是邺都城的入境证没办好呀 Is your visa to Feng Du not ready yet
那倒不是 Not really;
他们说我死错了 they said my death was a mistake
死错了 A mistake
是不是手续不齐 没有种牛痘呀 You haven't forgotten any procedure is it
不 No
是 这个 这个 I well
什么这个那个的 Well what
你叫兆实亿 You are Zhao Shi Yi
照实说 你到底打什么主意 Tell me frankly what do you want
请董事长 您可别误会 Please don't misunderstand
我只是想跟董事长 I just want to
一言难尽 It's a long story
一言难尽想借钱是不是 Long story You want to borrow money
我 想到别处去 I want to leave this place
免人家知道我死而复生 活着回来 so people wouldn't know I have returned from the dead
我这个 I
我儿子拿不到那笔人寿保险 My son wouldn't get the insurance money
你的心倒是挺好的 You have a kind heart
可是你谁不好装 But of all people
你偏要装兆实亿 why do you have to impersonate Zhao Shi Yi
他活着的时候 When he was alive he thought
自以为对我的公司有多大的贡献 he made substantial contributions to my company
一直以为自己是开国功臣 and also that he started the business for me
倚老卖老 目空一切 He exploited this and was fulI of himself
我已经忍了不是一天了 My patience with him was stretched
你以为我对他笑 You'd think I smiled at him
对他言听计从 对他有求必应 listened to him and satisfied his every wish
我有什么短处落在他手里 because he had a hold on me
所以你就假扮他 来敲诈我呀 So you chose to impersonate him for blackmailing me
你呀你醒一醒吧 Wake up
我告诉你 I tell you
要是没有吕品替他说好话 If it wasn't for Lu Bun who put in a good word for him
我老早把他开除了 I'd have fired him long ago
吕品替我说好话 Lu Bun put in a good word for me
我告诉你 吕品是我太太的表弟 You know he happens to be my wife's cousin
我不能不照顾他的 I would have to take care of him
吕品跟老兆的老婆两人有一腿 Lu Bun had an affair with old Zhao's wife
除了老兆 差不多全世界都知道了 Apart from old Zhao the whole world knew about it
为了可怜老兆那顶绿帽子 I pity poor old Zhao
我不好意思而已 so I controlled myself
你听明白了没有 Is that clear
兆实亿 你听着 Zhao Shi Yi listen well
好 好极了 Great
一死一生 交情难见 Life and death difficult to see true friendship
一生一死 乃见交情 Dead and alive true friendship does exist
我一毛钱都不会向你借的 I'll not borrow a cent from you
您放心好了 Don't worry
不过 我要告诉你 But I have to tell you:
你太太的表弟吕品 Your wife's cousin Lu Bun
在表面上叫你太太做表姐 calls your wife 'cousin' on the face of it
在床上的时候 那叫表妹呀 but they have a different relationship in bed
你听明白了没有 Is that clear
你听明白了没有 金荣禄先生 Is that clear Mr Jin Rong Lu
胡说 Nonsense
你 你胡说 You are talking nonsense
胡说 Nonsense huh
我干嘛要胡说 Why would I talk nonsense
金荣禄 你头上那顶帽子 Jin Rong Lu your cuckolded head
怎么绿法除了你看不见之外 is obvious to the whole world
也全世界人都知道了 呸 except yourself Phew
呸真是鬼话连篇 What rubbish
春冰薄 人情更薄 Ice is cold but colder are men's hearts;
江湖险 人心更险 The World is fulI of treachery more treacherous are men's hearts
画虎画皮难画骨 知人知面不知心 Appearances often deceive
人情冷暖 世态炎凉 Human nature is fickle and so is friendship
不见棺材不落泪 Until death I won't give in;
不到黄河不死心 won't give up until I get what I want
黄河见过了 回去再看看棺材吧 Everything is clear and I should go back to my coffin
天寒地冻 棺材里面还暖暖的 It's cold yet the coffin is warm
我都说了 外边冷呀 I told you it's cold outside
出去干什么呢不是还得回来 Why go out I'll have to come back eventually
喂 起来 Get up
起来呀 I said get up
起来 出去 Get up go out
干什么 What's up
我叫你出去 I said go out
出去 Go out
笑话 这棺材是你的吗 Nonsense is this coffin yours
当然是我的 Of course
什么是你的 What It's yours
你看 Look
那边 Over there
呸 他妈的 Damn it
我就剩口棺材来 你还跟我争 I only have this coffin and you fight with me for it
河北省来的站在这边 The one from Hebei stand here
你叫什么名字 What's your name
兆实亿 Zhao Shi Yi
对不对我说你是憋死的吧 Am I right I said you're smothered to death
这边 Over here
排好 Line up
鬼佬注意 Foreigners attention
法国鬼 美国鬼 英国鬼 French American British
请到六号闸入境 go to gate six
俄罗斯鬼 听着 Russians listen up
真有这事 Really
可不是吗 Yes
他是我们狗场的快递兆实亿 It's Zhao Shi Yi
就这么死了两次 he died twice just like that
小二哥 要饭的全亲眼看见的 The waiter and the beggar saw it with their own eyes
各位趁热吧 Take it while it's hot
香肉 Dog meat
好香 真是名不虚传 滋阴补阳 Hmm nice Lives up to its name; it's good for health
来 干杯 Cheers
干 Cheers
这边请 This way please
请坐里面 Inside please
你吃点什么 What would you like
先泡壶香片 A pot ofjasmine tea please
好 Yes
再来一碗炸酱面 A bowI of spicy meat and noodles
是的 你了 Yes sir
香片一壶 炸酱面一碗 A pot ofjasmine tea a bowI of spicy meat and noodles
掌柜的 Boss
什么事呀 Yes
我想跟你打听一下 I want to find out
山东会馆在哪儿 where is Shantung Guildhall
山东会馆什么事呀 What do you want
我到这儿来是考大学的 I came here to sit for the university entrance exam
旅馆客栈住不起 I can't afford to stay at an inn
朋友介绍我到山东会馆去住 Friends recommend the Shantung Guildhall
你可千万不能去 Don't ever go there
为什么 Why
那儿闹鬼 There are ghosts there
闹鬼 Ghosts
如今一个住客都没有 There are no guests there
全部都是棺材 only coffins
这个年头哪有什么鬼 There aren't ghosts in this day and age
走开 Go away
让开 大帅来了 Make way Commander is here
让开 Make way
这位就是住在 This is Commander Suen who lives next to
山东会馆隔壁的孙大帅 the Shantung Guildhall
三多九如呀 Three 'lots' and nine 'Yu'
钱多 儿子多 姨太太的姘头多 Lots of money sons and mistresses
九如呢 What about nine 'Yu'
九个如夫人 Nine concubines
他们不怕山东会馆的鬼呀 Aren't they afraid of ghosts
势败奴欺主 时衰鬼欺人 When one is down in Iuck even ghosts bully him
人家鸿运当头 but he is at the height of his fortune now
我运气也不见得坏 My Iuck isn't bad either
不听老人言 吃亏在眼前 Makes a fool of himself not heeding words of the wise
院子里有人吗 Anyone here
有人吗 Hello
你是 You're
小姓吴 我就是这里的管事 My surname is Wu I am in charge here
你是 You are
你大概是吴言路 吴大叔 I suppose you are Wu Yin Lu uncle Wu
不敢 你是 Yes you are
我是到这儿来考大学的 I came to sit for the university entrance exam
孔天介绍来的 I was referred by Kong Tian
对 前几天孔先生跟我提过 Yes Mr Kong mentioned this a few days ago
你府上是潮州吧 You lived in
是 Yes
明德你是徐明德先生 Ming De You are Mr Xu Ming De
你就叫我明德吧 Just call me Ming De
里面请 Inside please
我自个儿来 I'll help myself
自己人客气什么 请 No need for any formality please
里面请 Have a seat inside
好 AIright
我把钥匙阁在这儿 I'll put the keys here
我给你泡壶茶去 I'll make some tea for you
别客气 我自个儿来 Thanks let me do it myself
到了这儿 我是主人 But I am the host
你是客人 应该我来 and you are my guest let me do it
大叔 Uncle
听说这儿不大干净 It's rumoured that this place is unclean
回头我给你打扫打扫 I'll clean it up for you later
我是说这儿闹鬼 What I mean is it's haunted
闹鬼 Haunted
怎么 你怕 What Are you scared
不是怕 No
如果夜里听见什么动静 If you hear anything at night
你只管睡你的觉 don't be bothered and continue to sleep
千万别爬起来看 Don't get up to look around
你是说 You mean
我不是说鬼 是 I don't mean any ghosts I mean
大仙 Genie
对 大仙 That's right a genie
清晨三叩首 早晚一炉香 Kowtow every morning and burn incense day and night
多烧香 勤叩头 Burn more incense kowtow
少管闲事 多睡觉 mind your own business sleep more
怎么样摔倒没有 What is it Did you get hurt
还好 No
我在这儿拿石灰抹抹瓦楞 I am rubbing this with plaster
下雨天漏咯 It leaks when it rains
那小子命真大 居然没死 That kid is Iucky he didn't die
是谁呀没头没尾的 Who What you are talking about
就住在山东会馆那个 The one who lives in the Shantung Guildhall
就说那儿不干净 闹鬼吗 Isn't the place haunted
那是大仙 不是鬼 It's a genie not some ghost
我看不是仙 也不是鬼 I'd say it's neither genie nor ghost;
是那个吴管事闹鬼 That Wu fellow is the cause of all this
你呀 年纪轻轻还是软着点 You are still young better be more pliable
要是有个芝麻绿豆的 犯不上 It's not worth getting into unnecessary trouble
不是什么犯不犯得上的问题 That's not the point
总要弄个水落石出嘛 I have to find out what happened
今儿晚上 我一定把它给抓住 Tonight I must catch it
怎么回事来呀 What's going on Come
不行了 It's bad
对不起 Sorry
他妈的 越来越没用 Damn it totally useless
没用的东西 Useless thing
妳每天如狼似虎的 You are so ferocious
我早就准备好了 I am prepared
鞠躬尽瘁 死而后已 to serve until death
什么鞠躬尽瘁 死而后已 What are you talking about
你这个窝囊废 You are just a scumbag
走 Run
快点 Hurry
求求你 饶了我吧 Please spare me
我千叮咛万嘱咐 I've told you many times
叫你少管闲事多睡觉 to mind your own business
你这不是自找麻烦吗 Aren't you creating trouble for yourself
我 我也是为了好奇 I I am just curious
好奇有驴子有马给你骑 Curious You have horses and mules to ride on
还好奇 what's there to be curious about
昨天晚上要不是我说情 If I had not spoken on your behalf last night
早就把你给毙了 you would be dead
昨天晚上是你给了我一下子 It was you who hit me last night
不是我 是谁 Who else
真有鬼 真有大仙 Are there really ghosts really a genie
孙大帅就是大仙 Commander Suen is the genie
是孙大帅在这儿闹鬼 Commander Suen is playing ghosts here
这孙大帅也真怪 He is so strange
姨太太是他自己的 他 It's his own mistress he
他愿意 He is willing
这叫妻不如妾 妾不如偷 A wife is no better than a mistress
偷不如摸 摸不如摸不着 who is no better than a hard-to-get
不这么着 他就提不起兴来 If it isn't so he wouldn't have the mood to enjoy
关你什么事 What business is it of yours
一百年不死都有新闻 That's really weird
对 Right
这就叫萝卜青菜 各有所爱 To each his own
来了 Coming
等一会儿 Just a second
怎么福禄寿 How come it is Fu Lu Shou
我们常喝的五加皮没有了 The Wu Jia Pi we usually have is not available
怎么了 告诉你 I tell you
好多人争着喝都喝不到 many people want to drink it but can't
这是我们早年存下的 This has been kept for over a year
我告诉你 二哥 I tell you brother
人不说不知 木不钻是不透 If people don't say it
沙锅不打 一辈子不漏 no one would ever know
我考考你 Let me test you
你知道这福禄寿酒是什么来历 Do you know the background of this wine
怎么不知道 Of course
酒厂是赵永福 马宝禄 黄元寿 The winery is operated by the brothers Zhao Yong Fu
把兄弟三个开的 所以叫福禄寿 Ma Bao Lu & Huang Yuan Shou; And hence the wine's name
对呀 你听着 Right listen
赵永福一死 换了他儿子赵小福 When Zhao Yong Fu died and his son took over
那就出事了 it was then that the problem started
小福这孩子不错呀 But his son Xiao Fu is not bad
可是黄元寿 他不是人凑的 Huang Yuan Shou however is nothing but a riffraff
一天到晚吃 喝 嫖 赌 逛窑子 He frequented brothels gambled and drank all the while
他在翠红堂那喜子就不错 His chick Hai Zi is quite good though
一天到晚往窑子里跑 Mostly he stays at a brothel
楼上楼下的姑娘们见客 Hey girls come along to entertain the customers
来了 Coming
花天酒地 把外面该收的账 He only cared about enjoying himself and
全给折腾完了 squandered all his income
还把马宝禄老头子给急坏了 Ma Bao Lu was desperate
年纪大了 薪水发不出 He was old and had no money to pay his staff's salary
伙计们一个个都走光了 His men left him one by one
收了定洋 交不出货 He took deposits but couldn't deliver the goods
这一急 老毛病可就犯了 He fell sick under pressure
连咳嗽带喘呀 he coughed and wheezed
各位老板 Gentlemen
小胡子 Xiao Hu Zi
快开门 Open the door
来了 Coming
二叔 Uncle
干什么你 What are you doing
落玩呀 You go out for fun
我等门呀 I am awaiting your return
就这么等门喊得我嗓子都哑了 Like this I almost yelled myself hoarse
去倒盘水来 Get me some water
又没收着 Couldn't collect anything
收 What
大有大难 小有小难 Everybody has problems
最好借他们好的 Better borrow from them
那 咱们米不够 Well we don't have enough rice
没有米怎开工 to start production
多歇两天也好 It's best to rest for a few more days
凉快 凉快 So cool
咱们收了人钱 不按期交货 那 They've paid us but we don't deliver in time well
用你操心 No need for you to worry
你爹没跟你说过 Hasn't your dad told you before
船到桥头自然直 that you'll know what to do when the time comes
睡觉去 Go to sleep
是 Yes
那 Well
那什么 Well what
船到桥头 可要是不直呢 What if we still don't know what to do at the time
不直 No
船要是打横 卡在那儿呢 What if we're stuck in the middle
卡在那儿 Stuck where
那就把桥给拆了 Then remove the obstacles
睡觉去 Go to sleep
小王八蛋 多管闲事 Bastard busy-body
出去 Get out
小胡子 Xiao Hu Zi
来了 Coming
快来 Hurry
来了 Coming
什么事呀 What is it
这是怎么回事 What is this
你说吧 Speak
这你认不认识 Any idea who this is
认识 Yes
是谁 Who is it
那是我三叔 My uncle
废话 我知这是你三叔 Nonsense I know he's your uncle
我问你 这女的是谁 I'm asking who this woman is
女的 Woman
那女的常常来 This woman comes here quite often
有时候三叔跟她还住在这儿 Sometimes she and uncle will stay here
什么 What
住在这儿 Stay here
前线的人到天津送货 When the others deliver goods to Tientsin
三叔跟她常常住在这儿 She and uncle stay here quite often
住在这儿 Stay here
她叫什么 What's her name
三叔让我叫三婶 Uncle asked me to address her as 'Third madam'
三婶 Third madam huh
荒唐简直是荒唐 This is absurd
你没听到她叫什么吗 Haven't you heard what she's called
有 有叫 叫得好大的声 Yes loud and clear
她怎么叫 Make anything out of it
她 她好像肚子疼 Looks like she's got a stomach ache
肚子疼 Stomach ache
你怎么知道她肚子疼 How do you know that
我呀 Me
我听见她叫我就跑上来瞧嘛 I heard her yelling so I ran up immediately
我这么一瞧呀 to see what the matter was
我的妈呀 Oh my god
唉哟 Oh
好了 AIright
然后 我就听见三叔在叫喜子 Then I heard Uncle call Hai Zi
喜子 Hai Zi
我的喜子 我的福禄寿喜子 My Hai Zi my dear Hai Zi
我喜出望外 I was overjoyed
就听见三叔 Then I heard Uncle
拍 在打她 bang hit her
她就叫唉哟 饶了我吧 Then she said oh spare me
好了 AIright
这样怎么能好得了 How could our business become so good
怎么好得了 How come
还是正事不干 He doesn't do the proper things but
整天吃 喝 嫖 赌 滥用公款 has fun all day and spends the business funds
弄得我现在连工都开不成 Now we don't even have money to start our work
睡觉去 Go to sleep
叫你睡觉 听见没有 I told you to go to sleep didn't you hear that
睡觉去 Yes
睡觉 Go to sleep
不像话 This is just ridiculous
三叔 Uncle
叫三婶 Greet third madam
三婶 Madam
这是我老大的儿子叫小胡子 This is my elder brother's son Xiao Hu Zi
喜娃 妳这个屁股倒挺大的 Hai Zi you've got big buttocks
去你的 Damn you
去我的 Damn me
喜娃 一会儿你知道我的厉害 Hai Zi you'll soon know how powerful I am
我才不怕呢 I am not scared
急什么嘛 What's the hurry
先躺下 躺下 Lie down first
看什么 What are you looking at
小王八蛋 Bastard
喜子 我的福禄寿喜子 Hai Zi my dear
二叔 2nd Uncle
我都说船到桥头不一定直嘛 I did say you mightn't know what to do when time comes
你不是说直不了 就拆桥嘛 Didn't you say if that's so we'll remove the obstacles
你不拆桥 也犯不着这样嘛 Even if you don't do it you needn't do this
现在好了 船不直 Now see what has happened
您直了 二叔 2nd Uncle
三叔 Third uncle
我看还是先报派出所吧 I suppose we'd better report this to the police station
报派出所 Report to the police station
小孩子话 Are you kidding
怎么报呀三星酒坊的老板 How Tell them that the boss of Three Stars Wine Shop
跳在酒缸里自杀了 killed himself by jumping into the wine pot
那这个酒坊的酒 还有人喝 Who's going to drink our wine then
还卖得出去真是 How are we going to sell wine then
可是总得给二婶捎个信 But we've got to bring the news to Auntie
怎么跟她说 What are we going to say to her
她病坏躺在床上好几年了 She's been sick in bed for a couple of years
想早点催她死呀 do you want her to die right away
那总不能让二叔老泡在缸里 But we can't just let 2nd Uncle soak in that pot
变醉虾醉蟹 还有醉人呀 Drunken shrimp drunken crab and now drunken man
福禄寿三星 The 3 stars: Fu (happiness) Lu(honor) Shou(longevity)
福也没了 禄也没了 Fu is gone and so is Lu
就剩我这个寿 在受罪 only I Shou am left behind to suffer
我爹还算好 My dad is Iucky
总算有我这么一个小胡子 He's still got me
你也不能说是受罪 You shouldn't consider it as suffering
你家里有三婶 You've got a third madam at home
外面有喜子 and a Hai Zi outside
可不是嘛 Isn't that so true
你瞧 你们哥儿仨 Look at the three of you
福禄寿 又有喜 Fu Lu Shou and now Hai
福禄寿喜 现在福禄是没了 but Fu and Lu are gone
你又长寿 又喜性 You have a long life
可是我二叔 But 2nd Uncle
马宝禄 每天泡在酒缸里 Ma Bao Lu soaking in the wine pot
还宝禄呢 all day
过两天 可就变成了玫瑰露 Two days later it'll become rose wine
还他妈的竹叶青呢玫瑰露 Damn why not say it'll turn into bamboo wine
我告诉你 小胡子 Let me tell you Xiao Hu Zi
这件事只有天知 地知 Nobody should know about this incident except
你知 我知 heaven earth you and I
要是传到第三个人耳朵里的 If someone else knows about this
你可当心点 you'd better watch out
三叔 那喜子要问呢 What if Hai Zi asks
谁问你都不能告诉她 You can't talk no matter who it is
知道吗 Understand
就算漏了一点风声 If you leak the news
我就剥了你的皮 I'll skin you alive
泡在酒缸里当五加皮 and use it to make wine
拿钉子袋 跟我走 Bring the bag of nails and follow me
三叔 慢着 3rd Uncle wait
你让我瞻仰瞻仰二叔的遗容吧 Just let me pay my last respects to 2nd Uncle
呸干什么 Damn it What for
你当这是什么地方殡仪馆呀 What do you think this is A funeral home
钉 Nail it
哭什么你 What are you crying for
你怕人家听不见呀 People will hear you
你这个小兔崽子 钉 Idiot Nail it up
小胡子 你去看看是什么人 Xiao Hu Zi go and see who it is
先别开门 管不着 Don't open the door yet
去呀 Go
那么慢也不开门 Open up quickly
警察 Police
什么人 Who is it
三叔 警察来了 3rd Uncle it's the police
警察 Police
你先去开门呀 Open the door first
可是 But
去呀 Go
怎么这么久没人 What is taking you so long
来了 Coming
快开门 Open the door quickly
请进 Come in please
看什么有什么好看 走 What are you looking at Go away
现在有张告票 There's a ticket here
是你们开给仁泰米铺的支票没兑现 The cheque you gave to Yan Tai cannot be redeemed
那就告下来了 Now there's a court case
钱债官法有得打 because of this
在这儿盖盖印吧 Please acknowledge its receipt
二位喝杯茶再走吧 Please have some tea before you go
不客气 Thank you
走好 Go
再见 Goodbye
黄老板 Boss Huang
崔老板 收货呀 Boss Cui
请进 Come in
进来 Come in
这边 This way
上次这个价钱 The price
三叔 Uncle
三叔 货出的差不多了 Uncle the wine is almost sold out
要有人再提货 If someone come to buy
哎 Oh
跟我来 Follow me
三叔 这酒 Uncle this wine
明天义合来收货 Tomorrow Yi He will be here to get the wine
三个坛子里头 Three wine pots
每坛子对三分之一 each only filled up one third
先对付他们再说 Let's deal with them first
那 Well
那 那什么呀 Well well what
天知 地知 你知 我知 Heaven knows earth knows you and I know
酒不醉人人自醉 It ain't the wine but the drinker who gets himself drunk
什么酒不醉人呀 What do you mean
不是这么说 How could you say such things
你良心过意得去吗三叔 Can you have a clear conscience 3rd Uncle
良心 Conscience
良心卖多少钱一斤 How much is that worth
良心 要是讲良心 Conscience Talking about conscience
连狗都不吃屎了 放屁 is bulI shit
听说最近三星酒坊 It's been rumoured that the Fu Lu Shou wine
产的福禄寿酒 from the Three Stars Wine Shop
味道跟以前大不相同 tastes different
来 尝尝 Here try it
没酒了 No more wine
伙计 Waiter
来了 Coming
再拿瓶酒来 Bring some more wine
是 Yes
来 Coming
干 Cheers
真的还不错 It's really good
穿红挂绿的 这酒不错 Hmm not bad
真的是名不虚传 Its reputation is truly justified
这福禄寿真不错 It's quite good
可不是嘛 Isn't it so
做人要有人味 喝酒要有酒味 Like people a wine must have it's own characteristic
对 Right
你说是不是小胡子 Don't you agree Xiao Hu Zi
那当然啦 Of course
我们三星酒坊的酒 Our wine does not only have a rich taste
不但有酒味 还有人味 it tastes of man too
人味 What do you mean
这酒怎么会有人味 How could that be
怎么酒有人味 How could it taste of man
酒怎么会有人味呢 What do you mean
人味 Taste of man
你刚说的 酒有人味 You said it just now
我说的吗 Did I say that
是你说的 You said it
我刚才说酒有人味 I said the wine has a taste of man
你刚说的 You just said it
是我说的吗 Did I
你说的 You did
就是人情味 I meant human touch
老话说得好 交朋友烟酒饮后 As the saying goes
赌钱赌博 对不对 having friends is good for wine smoking and gambling
所以说我们三星酒坊的酒 That's why I say in our Three Stars Wine Shop
是越喝越厚 越厚越有人情味 The more you drink the more you feel the human touch
于是人有酒味 是酒有人味 Wine and drinker become as one
味气相投 是朋友越交越厚 and friendship becomes deeper
对 酒有人味 人有酒味 Right wine and drinker become as one
小胡子 来 干一杯 Xiao Hu Zi cheers
不 戒掉了 No I've stopped
各位多喝两杯 You guys go ahead and enjoy yourselves
三杯通大道 一斗合自然 Wine will smoothen out everything
但得酒中趣 勿为醒者传 enjoy insobriety and forget being sober
各位多喝点 Enjoy yourselves
来 喝 Come drink
怎么了喝醉了 What Drunk
醉我会醉 真笑话 Me Drunk What ajoke
就这点酒 我怎么会醉 This amount of wine could hardly intoxicate me
我 我没别的 我要多喝两杯 I want to drink more
天若不爱酒 酒仙不在天 If the heavens & earth loved not wine neither would
地若不爱酒 地应无酒泉 there be wine fairies nor would there be Jiu Quan
天地既爱酒 爱酒不愧天 As such it is no shame to love wine
来 喝 Come drink up
这回我 我请客 My turn to treat this time
来 Here
螃蟹一呀爪八个 One crab Eight claws
两头尖尖这么大个 pointed at both sides and so big
眼一挤 脖一缩 eyes blink neck retracts
爬呀爬呀过沙河 crawling across the sandy river
哥俩好 该谁喝 Good brothers who should drink
六六大顺 该谁喝 Iucky stars who should drink
三星高照 该你喝 Your turn to drink up
该我喝 我就喝 Okay
喝酒从来不啰唆 I never complain about that
这个酒是真不错 This wine is good
我来斟来 你来喝 Let me fill up your glass you go on
我斟酒从来不啰唆 I never complain
我说小胡子 Hey Xiao Hu Zi
怎么现在的福禄寿跟以前不同呀 How come the wine is different from the old days
怎么不同 In what way
当然不同 加了料 It's got something more in it
加料 More
加料 Yes
过去问一问 Go and ask
加什么料 What's in it
这个 这窍门呀不能说 This is a trade secret Can't let it out
废话 BulI shit
有个新名字 你们可得记住 There's a new name remember it
什么新名字 What new name
叫 It's called
叫什么快说 Come on speak up
这叫二锅头 Er Guo Tou
老黄 您放心 我们先钱后货 Don't worry we'll pay up front
三个月交货 没关系 You have 3 months to deliver no problem
对 Right
曾老板 这不是钱的问题 Boss Zang it's not a matter of money
你们几位都是经常有交易的老主顾 You are our regular customers
是呀 Right
我总不能有偏有相呀 I can't show favoritism
再说这个酿酒不比自来水公司 Besides brewing wine is not turning on the tap
一开水龙头 水就往外流 you can't just turn it on and expect wine will flow
这得要有时间的 It takes time
时间没问题 三个月不行 Time is not an issue
六个月都行 你先收钱 you can take up to 6 months take the payment first
六个月不行 不就一年 If 6 months are not enough take a year
一年不行 一年半也可以 or even a year and a half if need be
大家老朋友 钱先收下 We're old friends take the deposit first
不要那么啰唆 Don't be so fussy
收了钱再说吧 Just take the money
不行 这个钱我不能收 No I can't take it
到时候交不了货怎么算 What if I can't deliver by the deadline
话可不是这么说 It doesn't work that way
你们总不想我在酒里头掺水吧 Wouldn't want me to add water to the wine would you
三星酒坊 怎么会呢 Three Stars Wine Shop how could it
我们相信你 We believe you
收下 Take it
好 AIright
我就勉为其难吧 But I am reluctant
谢谢 Thanks
三叔 这总不是办法 Uncle this won't work
你得想办法找人开工呀 You've got to find someone to work
找人开工 Find someone to work
人多嘴杂 Too many people too much gossip
你能整天把着看着他吗 Can you keep an eye on him all day
要是让人知道你二叔泡在这里头 If someone knows that your Uncle is there in the pot
我的妈就完了 we'll be finished
那 Well
你老这么对水 You keep on adding water
二叔那把老骨头还能够泡几缸呀 How many pots can we still make
现在是酒有人味 人有酒味 Now wine and man have taste of each other
到后来变成酒有水味 Later wine and water will mix together
水有酒味 那 and water would have the taste of wine
那不就砸锅了吗 Will that mess up the whole thing
那还不方便 That's easy
到时候咱们就不对水了 At that time we don't add water into it
往里头对人了 instead we put a man inside
没什么 睡觉去 Nothing more go to sleep
船到桥头自然直 睡觉去 you'll know what to do when the time comes go to sleep
二叔 2nd Uncle
我 想起二叔 I think about 2nd Uncle
你 You
你叫什么你 What are you shouting at
去 睡觉去 Go go to sleep
去 Go
讨厌 Disgusting
别那么急嘛 Don't be rash
我家里还有点事 我要回去了 I've something to attend to at home got to rush back
下次一定来 I'll come next time
下次早点来 Come earlier next time
等一等 我来开灯 Wait I'll turn on the light
我送妳出去 I'll show you out
讨厌 Disgusting
亲一个 Let me kiss you
让人家看到不好意思 讨厌 It wouldn't be nice if someone sees us
那下次早点来 再见 Come earlier next time goodbye
三叔 Uncle
什么时候了 What time is it
太阳都晒到屁股了 还不起来 It's late morning get up
小胡子 走呀你 Xiao Hu Zi go
给我喝一点 你 Have a drink
三叔 我戒酒呀 Uncle I have given up drinking
你给我喝呀 Drink it
三叔 我不能喝 Uncle I can't
三叔 我的小鸡鸡 Uncle my dick
我的妈呀 Oh my god
你这小子 还有得跑 You bastard try to run
你这小兔崽子 You bastard
小兔崽子 你 Bastard you
小胡子 不行 Xiao Hu Zi no
小胡子 Xiao Hu Zi
螃蟹一呀爪八个 One crab Eight claws
两头尖尖这么大个 pointed at both sides and so big
眼一挤呀脖一缩 eyes blink neck retracts
爬呀爬呀过沙河 crawling across the sandy river
哥俩好呀该谁喝 Good brothers who should drink
哥俩好呀该你喝 你就喝 good brothers your turn to drink
你喝酒从来不啰唆 You never grumble when you drink
三叔 你想喝酒 Uncle you should have told me earlier
早点告诉我嘛 if you wanted to drink
我好得准备一下下酒的菜嘛 I could have readied some refreshments also to go along
你们说这酒怎么能喝 You guys say this wine is not good enough
这酒怎么能喝 This wine is not fit for drinking
来 换一瓶五加皮 Come give me a bottle of Wu Jia Pi
是 Yes
我就不喝这种酒 I ain't drinking this
是呀 Right
这酒不能喝 You can't drink this wine
王八蛋 你他妈的造谣言 Bastard you're making up rumours
也不是一天了 and this is not the first time
大家做生意 井水不犯河水 We don't interfere with each other's business
老黄卖瓜 自卖自夸 没有关系 You can boast
你可以说你自个儿的瓜甜 about how good you are
你为什么要说人家的瓜苦呀 but you shouldn't say that other people's stuff is bad
我说 There's no problem
你说你的酒醇 可也没关系 with your saying that your wine is good
是 Right
你不能说我们的酒里泡死人 but you can't say we're soaking a dead man in our wine
算了 Never mind
什么算 跟他没个完 What do you mean by never mind finish it with him
你个老王八蛋 You bastard
你不想想看 你有没有良心 Don't you have conscience
什么事两位给我点面子 What is it Give me some face
有话好说 Talk things out peacefully
去 Go
这可不关我事 我可听人家说的 It's not my fault I heard it from other people
听谁说的 Who said so
听 From
都是你这个老朽子 It's you
叫新闻界去造谣言 you spread the rumour to the media
你一面向卫生局写黑信 On one hand you wrote anonymous letters to the
说我们勾结乱党 Health dept claiming we consort with gangs;
一面又叫你老婆的干爹干妈 On the other hand you asked your wife's godparents
出来瞎起哄 to stir up trouble
这不关我老婆的事 It has nothing to do with my wife
呸 Phew
你别他妈的不要脸 没有你老婆 Don't be shameless Without your wife
你做老板 你开酒厂 how could you be the boss of a wine brewery
你根本连挑水的资格都不够 You are good for nothing
走 咱们到局子里头去评评理 C'mon let's go to the station to seek justice
走 Go
老王八蛋 OId bastard